LAL-HOU GAME 2 THOUGHTS

Posted by Jeff Ignacio on May 6, 2009 under Sports | Be the First to Comment

Unbelievable game.

When Artest crossed his hand across his throat towards Kobe and the refs, did he say ‘Kobe hit me in the throat’ or did he say ‘I’m going to rip your head off like a fatality in Mortal Kombat?’

What the heck happened with Von Wafer’s exit to the locker room???

I find it hysterical that Fisher acted like he was the victim with a little blood dripping above his right ear. The slow motion video clearly showed him pulling a Lawrence Taylor like football hit job on Scola.

What the heck did Scola do to deserve so much enmity from Walton, Odom, Fisher, and the rest of the West Side Boys???

It’s evident LA loves Kobe because he is such a douchebag.

It’s evident everyone out of LA hates Kobe because he is such a douchebag.

I like him because he is a douchebag. A douchebag that wins. Michael Jordan didn’t earn respect because people liked him, he earned respect because he could kick your ass any day of the week. Kobe is trying to do the same.

Did Yao score 2 points for the Lakers on accident? In one incident it looked like he tipped it rather than Gasol. Subtract 2 points for Gasol and give it to Yao (LAL).

Yao should’ve stepped up and rebounded. Instead he let Kobe get a top 5 play on SportsCenter.

Go Lakers!

Who should win who has the best european hair contest???? West(side!) Europe hair with Scola or East(coast!) Europe hair with Vujacic. You decide. Cleary though, Scola’s hair has more shine, but Vujacic has more bounce. It’s too hard to debate so I’m going with Gasol. He clearly doesn’t use any products. Spaniards don’t need hair products.

Tomorrow’s ESPN headlines will go crazy. Adande will write a pro Laker note. Bill Simmons or some other writer will come up with a retort.

Obama’s speech writing staff must have called Fisher after he was ejected to help him with his somewhat appealing explanation at his post game interview. I heard it and I love Fisher… but it sounds like bullshit.

These are my thoughts. I’m out!